Crayon Sauce

ZESTY

Aug 15

I just saw a missing bird sign.

gnate1:

crayonsauce:

fungusmonk:

gnate1:

Yes, a missing bird.

You’d have to be either the most optimistic person on the planet or a Wal-Mart patron to think you’re going to get a missing bird back.

Did I mention the sign was right at the entrance of a Wal-Mart plaza?

well pet birds generally have clipped wings so they can’t fly … wouldn’t really get very far

This may be so. I still lol’d.

I could never keep a pet bird, they smell like shit and well…they are meant to fly. Unless of course we’re talking chickens. I could totally own some chickens.

I used to have chickens and the UPS truck hit them all over a span of 3 months