Aug
15
I just saw a missing bird sign.
Yes, a missing bird.
You’d have to be either the most optimistic person on the planet or a Wal-Mart patron to think you’re going to get a missing bird back.
Did I mention the sign was right at the entrance of a Wal-Mart plaza?
well pet birds generally have clipped wings so they can’t fly … wouldn’t really get very far
This may be so. I still lol’d.
I could never keep a pet bird, they smell like shit and well…they are meant to fly. Unless of course we’re talking chickens. I could totally own some chickens.
I used to have chickens and the UPS truck hit them all over a span of 3 months